Desires and envies.

I have recently come to know of an object called a Point Singularity Generator. I want it.

Tranthiguier Exphlorthinary Units Bite the Dust.

I have a billion dollars already so I hope you cry when I take all of yours.

I spent a million on a tranthiguier exphlorthinary unit today and I hate it. What do you think I should do with it? No one else is going to buy it because it bites the dust. I wanted to purchase the cogunary emplicifier for vacation to the classic era, but I told my wife I wouldn't spend more than ten million a day. So I have to wait a week to buy this and I can't buy anything else til then! I'm completely aggravated and wanna spit on some one's face. 70 million dollars! Can you believe that?! What a rip off! And for a machine built for mere fascination with time travel. Ugh.

Now if you want something really trippy, try inter-dimensional travels. Those excursions into the unknown will leave your body feeling like a twist-tie on a camel's neck. There's nothing quite like being transported to the sixth dimension and knowing that your entire being may be snuffed out at any moment by a magma-force electron bi-ciferon, which are innumerably zipping seemingly carelessly about in the limitless realms of other-worldly extrapolation.

But, they still haven't convinced me that science is factual.

Mr. McDuell